¡Bienvenido a la vida Halo! 🎆💫#d3200 #halo #dslr #fotografía #photography #photographie #light

¡Bienvenido a la vida Halo! 🎆💫#d3200 #halo #dslr #fotografía #photography #photographie #light

tokayy:

get READY for neopets dot com to…………….INVADE tumblr 

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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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iguanamouth:

g3twrecked:

I don’t even understand humor on this place any more

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svvords:

when ur the only person who doesnt understand something

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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lolzpicx:

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos

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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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hoebutmadefashion:

airrogance:

iamweiner:

thighclapper:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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Anonymous Asked:
any advice for incoming college freshman?

snorlaxatives:

sure why not!!!

  • first of all don’t buy books through your schools bookstore unless it’s absolutely necessary!!!! cheggalibris, or even amazon are some nice places where you can buy/rent textbooks for much cheaper. also here’s a post that has links to various places where you can possibly find online versions of textbooks
  • exercise!!! even if it’s just a walk around campus or some crunches or push ups in your dorm. you’re gonna be eating a lot of unhealthy food (at least at my school we just have a food court with a bunch of fast food restaurants) so if you don’t exercise you’re definitely gonna gain the dreaded freshman 15
  • show up to class early, at least for the first few weeks. maybe like 10-15 minutes early. your professors will take notice that you’re early and ready to learn and they’ll be impressed 
  • don’t skip class!!! i know there’s a lot more freedom in college than there is in high school and it makes it soooo easy to just skip class. the temptation is always there but trust me it pays off to just go to class. some of my classes last year offered extra credit in class and only people who showed up could get it. obviously it’s okay to skip class every once in a while if you need to but don’t make it a habit!
  • give yourself ‘you’ time. maybe every sunday night get some snacks and watch a movie or just do something relaxing!!! college can get really really stressful at times so every once in a whole you gotta just take a little time to unwind
  • make lots of friends, drink, party, have a good ass time, but don’t lose sight of why you’re at college in the first place which is to get an education. so have as much fun as you want just don’t let the fun take priority over your school work

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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