This is the most perfect pepperoni pizza I have ever seen. Everyone at work was fawning over it, hahaha. 🍕🍕🍕 #pizza #foodporn #pizzalife #littlecaesars (at Little Caesars)
| Me: | oh thats cute |
|---|---|
| *checks price tag* | |
| Me: | no its not |
(via urbanfuck)
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The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Every day it’s a different version of itself. Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human. Uncertain. Alone. Cratered by imperfections.
Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me (via psych-facts)
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
we did this on the last day of school,
we got detention on the last day of school.
(via forever90s)
(Source: quippyambiguity, via orgasmic-humor)
my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “how much?” and im like “3.75”. I am a milkshake vendor
(via orgasmic-humor)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via orgasmic-humor)
(Source: nothingislinear, via the-absolute-best-gifs)
(Source: weheartit.com, via gofuckingnuts)
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