teenscoolest:

i’m aw you’re ew, there’s a difference.

(via pizza)

sodamnrelatable:

 

I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.

(Source: buzzfeed)

"You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is."

― Red Haircrow (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

(via grossprophet)

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via grossprophet)

420kawaii:

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neptune, i lov me perl

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fuk u daddy ur embarsing me

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but perl, yerr me daugter 

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ur a fukin crab how can i possible be ur dauhgter? you peice of shit

(via lolsofunny)

ruinedchildhood:

In first period tomorrow like

(via frckrs)

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

(via pizza)

urlcritic:

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

(via pizza)

 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

(Source: sehunphilia, via myiblife)

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka, via run-cause-hitler)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via lolsofunny)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)